If I cannot get my bottom to cum, I have failed as a top.
5th grade sex ed more like
my friend told me how electricity is measured and i was like watt
- Drake: You... you don't hate me?
- Nicki Minaj: You idiot! That's all in your head.
- Drake: But... I hate myself.
- Rihanna: Those who hate themselves cannot love or trust others.
- Drake: I am wicked... a coward... weak... and...
- Beyoncé: If you know yourself, you can be kind to others.
- Drake: I hate myself. But... I might be able to love myself. I might be able to stay here. Yes. I am nothing, but I... I am myself. I wish to be myself. I wish to stay here as myself. I am worthy of living here!
- Nicki Minaj: Congratulations!
- Rihanna: Congratulations!
- Beyoncé: Congratulations!
- Lil Wayne: Congratulations!
- Jay Z: Congratulations!
- A$AP Rocky: Congratulations!
- Jhene Aiko: Congratulations!
- Kanye West: Congratulations!
- DJ Khaled: Congratulations!
- Birdman: Congratulations!
- Nebby: Congratulations!
- Sandi Graham: Congratulations!
- Drake: Thank you!
everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk
its 2014 and still no fanfic could top this one
Don’t stereotype us and then complain if we stereotype you.
actually this is the “my daddy pays for everything and ive never had a job GO Greek!” outfit.
The “My name is Preston, and I enjoy roofie-ing girls with my best buds and wearing matching sweaters” look
The ” I’ve never been with a black girl before haha” look
The “I’m drunk on somebody else’s PBR, when are you gonna play some Imagine Dragons, brah?” look
The “My Best FRiend Is Black. I Forgot His Name and Don’t Invite Him to My Neighborhood Though” look
Trying to be angry at your best friend like