• *friend sees me drunk and leaning on the wall*
  • friend: you good?
  • *i look up slowly*
  • me: are YOU GOOD?! shit im just chillin
  • Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
  • Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
  • #australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay

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reasons why dogs are important

  • they eat gross foods your parents want you to eat
  • because dogs
  • cleaning up spills when you drop food
  • because dogs
  • make you feel safer when home alone
  • because dogs
  • do cute things that make you laugh
  • BECAUSE DOGS